Archive for April, 2008

I remember Syria:

April 26, 2008

Dedicated to Faith…..

 

Following my post “one year ago” it is about time I tell you what happened after I boarded the suicide Syrian Airline (it is chaos with the loudest passengers and it has dents on the side of the plane) with all Arabs and my America blond boy.

 

After several hours (six and a half to be exact) and a run thorough France we landed in Syria. I followed everyone, for I had no idea where I was going, we got to check out, and I started to queue up on the “British/ American” lane. A guard appeared immediately by my side, in Arabic he shouts “you are Somali” I look at him a bit funny “yes” I answer back, hoping he would leave me alone to ponder on why there was so many policeman in the airport. I noticed an Arab man shouting at one of the checkouts, although I could not hear what he was saying, he sounded Iraqi. “Follow me” the solider/ policeman barked at me. “Oh lord” I thought, I followed, “I am taking you to the area for immigration/ refugees….” (I could not understand everything he said) I stopped walking, he stopped too, I can sense he was getting annoyed with me. “I am not a refugee, I am a British citizen, so I am going back to the queue I was in” I start to turn back, “yes, but you are Somali, you must go thorough immigration” I was getting mad now, damn my Arabic it was letting me down, so I switched to English “did you hear me, I am here for a holiday, not to stay, I have British passport (I shoved it in his face, he snatched it off and started flicking thorough)…” I stopped as it dawned on me that he did not understand a word I just said. Errrrrrrg I was getting frustrated. I started speaking in my broke a*ss Arabic again, “give me my passport” I took it and started walking away back to the queue, he did not follow, as soon as got there, another one arrived “you are Somali, follow me” I wanted to cry but I laughed, I looked back, so I can point at the guard I was just speaking to earlier, but he blended into the dozen ugly uniforms walking around. “I don’t speak Arabic” I told him in English, “but you are Somali” he answered in Arabic. Alhumdulilah the first guy appeared again and took him away. I wanted to say thank him, but they left too quickly, I kept my head down for the rest of the time and looked at my shoes, I was wondering about my luggage, where is it and how do I collect it, I’ll ask the check out dude, I thought. I finally reached the front, where one chubby older guy sat with a slightly taller man standing behind him, looking over his shoulder.

 

Before I opened my mouth he said “you are Somali” and started to call one the policeman’s over, “follow him” I stood there staring at him, trying to calm down, I dropped my passport thorough the window to his side, he opened it, looked at the picture and then at me, “where is your visa” he said, I answered in English “The agent said I can get it from the Syrian Airport” He pointed me to a another check point, go there, change some money ($35) to Syrian money and get a visa and the come back to me. I did as I was told. It took another 30mins before I was done, In my haste to get out I forgot to ask where my luggage got to, but I did not have to look far, all the bags was in big hall with no guards, close to the entrance. I grabbed my suitcases and headed out into the sunshine, it was a beautiful day.

 

 

Fast forward to the next day, I was staying at Maashruucu Tomar, (or maybe Sharaqqu tomar) a nice quite hilly area with no shops for 20minutes walk. I won’t bore you with all the details, but in short I spent most of my time in Damascus.

 

Starting with the best part; my favourit and where I spent most of my time, the old Damascus, as Fabulous would say “It don’t get no better”!! Traditional restaurants, live music and entertainment, not to mention Saladins Tomb and Al qabani theater to mention a few.

 

Let me take you on a walk which I still remember so vividly (with the help of my loyal camera) starting with Souk Alhamadya, a beautiful little market with little shops that sell traditional items like jalabyas etc. I spent many afternoons there haggling with traders who force you to sit and drink tea while you work out a price (What is that about!?). At the end of the souk is the mosque AlOmayed, it is so beautiful, mashallah, I loved it. I can talk about this mosque all day, just this mosque deserves a post of its own and inshallah maybe one day I will, I spent hours inside it and they even do tours in English and tell you about the significant and history of each and every bit.  Carry on through the market because you will find the best shops for sweets and lovely spices etc. Finally dinner/ lunch at old Damascus restaurant is a must, it is called Dimashk alqadyma they had old guns and weapons and waiters dressed in traditional clothes with nasty coffee (worse than Turkish coffee, it is so strong, I still have nightmares about it)

 

Baab Touma has the most beautiful buildings and nice places to sit and how could I forget Hamaams.

 

Also in Damascus, the mountain of Bloudan offers one of the best views possible, It was snowing up in the mountain when I went and I had dinner at at Mora, I went further up the mountain, and they told us we must head down because the snow was getting really heavy and the road will be unsafe. Sadly I did not have time to go back to it. I also went to Boukein.

 

Speaking of mountains Jabal Qasyoun, made me want to move to Damascus for good, it is such beautiful view, that it is a wonder why any Syrians will leave Syrian for places like London! I eat in Ahla Tuleh, Which sits on the side of the mounting with the best food and view.

 

New Damascus was okay, I was not too excited by it, not much to it unless you want to extensively eat out/ smoke shisha and clubbing. I did go to the National Museum, the historical Museum and Al Salhia. All I remember about New Damascus is eating out!

 

Out side of Damascus, I went to Latakia and it was a lovely seaside, with sea food and a day trip up the mounting, so beautiful. I also went to Aleppo and Palmyra, passed Tadmor and Homs (Khaled ibn al-Walid mosque and so many old churches) on the way, but this is another story for another time.  

 

The brother from the BUS

April 12, 2008

 

I recently went to a family wedding, I sat in a corner with my cousin reading a leaflet (I know, but I really do hate weddings, I was just showing my face and paying my respects to my cousin who was getting married) Anyway I could sense I was being watched, this strange feeling every now and then, I would look around and then just go back to my reading. A little while later a girl I went to university with  (who also happens to be related to family) comes over and starts chatting to me, lovely wedding, I came with my mum and brother”, She continued without letting me speak “you’ve never met my brother yet have you”? I went to say hello to her mother and escape before she drags me off to meet her brother. On my back to my seat, I found the pair of eyes that have been burning a hole in me. There sat the guy from the bus (I hear you saying what bus, what guy) Let me explain; for the last three years, me and this brother get on the same bus every morning and every evening, there is an awareness thing that was going on but we never spoke. Sometime we’d end up sitting next to each other, opposite each other, and when there are no seats standing next to each other. I got so use to seeing him on the bus, that if I did not spot him, I’d look around until I did or wonder what happened to him if I did not see him for a while.

 

So I find myself five feet from the same guy, he got up from his chair and walked over. I stood frozen, it felt like a life time before he reached, I could feel my brother and my cousins gaze (maybe I was being paranoid, but it did not help he was the tallest guy at the wedding, I could feel people gazes following him) Oh Sh*td, don’t come over please, my brother will slowly and painfully break your legs with the help of my own over grown cousins and his friends. He strolled over like he owned the place and everyone in it, I stood there thousand thoughts running thorough my mind. I missed the first part of what he said, and continue looking at him lost in my own thoughts. When I snapped back to reality he was laughing (possible at my face or something he said) “WHAT” I almost shouted, “My girl from the bus” he said with a lopsided grin. “I just came over to thank you for bighting up my day for the last few years” he said. I smiled and said “O” (What, well what else I’m suppose to say?) “I’m Mustafa” he said, “Ibtisam, good to meet you” I swiftly side stepped him, mutter something about fresh air, I grabbed my cousins hand and headed outside the hall for some fresh air and away from him, “wait I forgot my phone” she said and run back in. I called the lift and stepped inside, I bent down to straighten my shoe strap, when I stood up again, there in the suddenly tiny lift was the bus guy, and the door was closing. Errrg I though “why are you running away” he said, “I’m not, I need fresh air, it is too loud and hot” He smiled (like a yeah right smile, so so smug I thought) I noticed the lift was not moving and I started to panic, if anyone came out now, it would look so wrong. I pressed “G” for ground floor. “This is my families wedding, unless you want your legs broken….” He interrupted me “nice hijab combo, you look beautiful”  I gave him a look that could melt ice cream “I suggest you step out of this lift and walk in the opposite direction” I finished my sentence as if he did not speak, this nigga wants to get himself some beats I thought. “Oh, nice of you to worry, but it is my families wedding as well” he said. I was about to ask how or who he was related to when the door opened at the ground level.

 

There stood the girl I went to university, same one who wanted to introduce me to her brother, I was almost happy to see her! Lol. That is until she opened her mouth “Oh I see you two have met” she said, I looked at her, then the bus guy, the back at her; Oh my god, why had I never noticed the similarities! “Your brother…” She laughed, he laughed, I wanted to smack them both. “You knew” I said pointing an accusing figure at him. “Yes, I saw a picture of you in my house from [Abdi] wedding [my other cousin who got married four years ago] I know your bothers and cousins too, hence why I’m confident they will no beat me” he continued. Errrrg so so smug! I need to get away. I headed straight back into the lift and closed the door in their face.